Second Date

This week has been an off week for me. I know I haven't written anything recently and its sucks. As a writer sometimes it comes and it goes. However I do have another story about a dude I met while being here in Georgia.
It was my birthday and my home girl wanted to take me out to eat. She knew that I love to eat seafood so she suggest Red Lobster. You cant go wrong there especially with their cheese biscuits. We were sitting down clowning on some silly guys that just walked by us. She brought me a card and some flowers that wre really cute. Our waiter came and he was a character. He made us laugh and he didn’t look bad either. He was from Chicago so it was a breath of fresh air from the Georgia men that I was meeting. I was thinking to myself a dude from up north and he had a little swag. I order a pina colada with some shrimp alfredo and a side of extra biscuits. I was being a little flirtatious and my friend dared me to sweet talk him and get his number. I love challenges and it had been a minute since I’ve been on a date. I said what the heck and boost up the flirting. He kept coming back and forth talking to us. He  mentioned that he to had been having issues with trying to find a woman in Atlanta. I told him he wasn’t ready for a new york woman he said he was. I was see if he was up for the challenge. I gave him my number and was looking forward to see what he had to offer.

He called me the very next day and want to hook up that week. I didn’t mind, I was thinking the sooner the better. He came and picked me up and normally I don’t allow anyone to come to my house. Except I had the house to my self. The kids were in NY for the summer and I was happy to be going out. It was pouring raining and I was so disgusted because I had on shoes and was planning on wearing a dress. That idea was cancelled quickly and I changed into some jeans, a cute top and kept the shoes on. He called me and told me that he was outside and wanted to met me by the door because it was raining. I told him that It was okay and that I had an umbrella. He was a gentlemen and met me by the door and walked me to the car. We decide to go to the movies to see something funny. I cant remember the name of it but it I do remember that it was funny. When we got to the theater the rain had stopped and I was glad  because my hair frizzes really bad. We got out the car and he tried to grab my hand to walk toward the theater. I was a bit puzzled but didn’t want to let him know I was feeling a bit awkward. We seen the movie and when it was all done we sat in the car undecided as to what I next move would be. I had to work the next day so I suggested that we try and hook up again on the weekend. He agreed and drove me home. We got to my place and started talking about relationships and what we both were looking for. We sat in the car for about 20 minutes then I asked if he wanted to come in. I felt he was a good dude and I had no worries about him doing anything to me. He came in and I went and talked some more. I got up and made myself a bowl of grapes. I asked did he want some and he said yes. After about 5 minutes of eating grapes he asked to go to the bathroom. He rubbed his stomach and said he was about to tear my bathroom up. I didn’t believe him and showed him where the bathroom was. He closed the door and started calling my name while he was in the bathroom. He said that he cant eat grapes because they give him gas. I couldn’t believe this dude was in my bathroom taking a shit. Furthermore talking to me while sitting on my toilet. I was disgusted and appalled. He came out the bathroom laughing and tried to touch me. Ewwww I was ready for him to go. He went to sit down and I instantly got tired. I was yawning and stretching like I was so freaking tired. I guess he got a clue and stated he had a long ride back home. He got to the door and stood there as if I was going to kiss him. NOT!!!. I gave him a half hug and closed the door.. That was the last time I was going to see him or even talk to him… lol  Its wrong but hey you didn’t smell that mess. lmao… more to come soon.